

In the ring, Tommy (as a pitbull, with Ma Mickens in the flesh at his side) watches as a losing dog gets shot and tossed in a heap. When the guy's back is turned, Sam morphs back - lucky his neck is small than the pit bull's, I guess - and takes him out in one punch. He pulls up somewhere secluded and transforms into a pit bull and makes his way over the fights, where he allows someone to collar him and walk him back to the cages.

The man ain't buying it, and Sam drives off. Sam's accent also gets thicker by the second. Because he has all of his teeth and appears to bathe daily. Sam somehow tracks down the dogfighting locale, and tries to finesse his way past the shotgun-toting ticket-taker, who tells him Sam doesn't look like the dogfighting type. He locked her in the room, and they all pile in the van as a pack of Weres tear after them. Debbie can't believe Alcide picked a fangbanger over a Were, and vows to hunts him down. Two villains down in less then 10 minutes. Cooter busts in, and Alcide takes him out in two shots. Sookie screams - duh - and Tara jumps Debbie, while Alcide picks up the gun. Tara, who, by the way, is totally awesome, tells Sookie telepathically to create a distraction so she can take out Debbie. Alcide tenderly tries to appeal to her, and then we find out why they broke up - Alcide didn't want children because he didn't want to create another Were. Unfortunately, they're interrupted by a gun-wielding Debbie Pelt, who wouldn't mind some "vampire burrito." As Alcide tries to reason with Debbie, Sookie takes a looksie on her V-addled brain and says Debbie is pretty serious about using the gun.

Sookie gets the manacles off Bill, and they wrap Bill up in a tarp. Tara thinks Bill is dead, but Sookie says, "When vampires are dead, this is what they look like," hilariously flinging a piece of Lorena around. Alcide and Tara pull up in his van and run into the torture chamber.
